I do have a black belt... it's Michael Kors. I got it from Ross and it holds up my pants.
A few months ago, I hung out with my friend and photographer extraordinaire Kris Labang. He does the, excuse my ignorance, karate dance.. no I dunno, Kung Fu?. Well, he kicked his legs around and showed me his sword, and I was like 'neato', let's play around with some off camera flash, and that's how that rainy night went.
